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Where We Dazzle You With Wit And Creativity
The Grassy Knoll Pub
The place for all those with a thought in their head and a willingness to defend its validity. The booze is free, the patrons are bastards, and the bartender's always serving. Welcome to the Grassy Knoll Pub, where the bartender dispenses more wisdom than a priest, and the communion is served straight up with a beer chaser.
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  Kevin Smith 'too fat' to fly South ... (Dhaise)
  February 24, 2010 08:58 AM
Poet's Corner
Step in, get enlightened, get sad and get happy. Poetry is the music of the soul put into word, and that's no surprise to the quiet but powerful proprietress. Step up to the counter, order a cup of joe and a pastry, then settle back down in one of the easy chairs to hear emotion put to word. And if you've been enslaved to the Muse, well, it's always open mic night here....
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  Round the Bend (Berkman's Pretender)
  February 20, 2009 06:11 AM
Shades Of Grey
Views of the world reflected through the lens of our members. Post your pictures here, whether they be landscapes of devastating beauty, memories of events in your life, or just pictures of your bare ass.
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  Mein leben! (Mkisofs)
  February 21, 2010 10:59 AM
Dhaise Country
The members here are all pretty screwy, in one way or another. Occasionally, one member will distinguish themselves with their bile. Their bitterness cannot be contained within a shared forum. Circumstances demand that they be quarantined from the rest of the population, like human smallpox. Here, we give you a glimpse inside of one man's madness. Uncensored. Unfiltered. Unpunctuated. Ladies...gentlemen...welcome to Dhaise Country.
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  Heavy Rain (Dhaise)
  March 10, 2010 08:09 AM
The Writing Forum
Post anything here that you want to be mocked instantly, and plagerized later... You know, when it gets good.
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  Blurb Anthology (Dhaise)
  August 11, 2009 02:04 PM
Where We Tell You What You Should Be Enjoying
City Baby's Revenge
I'm not a proud man. I can admit that I have no recollection of what this forum is actually for. Might have been for the discussion of music, but don't hold me to that. I drink quite a bit, you know.
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  Inverse, chorus (Berkman's Pretender)
  February 13, 2010 11:13 PM
Film Closet
Ah, film. The truest method of human immortality. Or the absolute depths of our creative crapulence. Come here to see what our contributors think about your favorite flick.
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  New trek (Dhaise)
  February 06, 2010 08:49 AM
Page By Page
Books. You may have heard of them. They're large bundles of paper that have words printed in them. If you follow the words sequentially, they'll tell you a story. Just like the television does. For those of you who read the things instead of using them to crush large insects, come here for recommendations and reviews from our contributors. Most of whom can actually read.
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  Neil Gaiman prose (Berkman's Pretender)
  December 04, 2009 03:46 AM
Ink and Paint Club
Comic books. Sometimes they entertain, mostly they just annoy. Come bitch about the state of characters you loved when you were ten...
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  The official Dhaise suggested read ... (Dhaise)
  March 10, 2010 08:11 AM
Where We'll Pretend To Give A Damn What You Think
Inner Fury
For special people. So we can talk behind your backs. Don't panic, it's only temporary. Gentlemen, hearken unto mine bosom so that I might relate evil plans to thee.
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  February 28, 2010 09:46 AM

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What The Little Light Bulb Thingies Mean...
Someone said something new here, and you fucking missed it.  Way to go, you insensitive bastard...   Someone said something new here, and you fucking missed it. Way to go, you insensitive bastard... No bastard has said anything since the last time you checked.  Sorry about that.  These people really do suck.   No bastard has said anything since the last time you checked. Sorry about that. These people really do suck.

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