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Where We Dazzle You With Wit And Creativity
The Grassy Knoll Pub
The place for all those with a thought in their head and a willingness to defend its validity. The booze is free, the patrons are bastards, and the bartender's always serving. Welcome to the Grassy Knoll Pub, where the bartender dispenses more wisdom than a priest, and the communion is served straight up with a beer chaser.
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  Deep and insightful analysis of th ... (Mad Hatter)
  September 05, 2008 09:42 AM
Poet's Corner
Step in, get enlightened, get sad and get happy. Poetry is the music of the soul put into word, and that's no surprise to the quiet but powerful proprietress. Step up to the counter, order a cup of joe and a pastry, then settle back down in one of the easy chairs to hear emotion put to word. And if you've been enslaved to the Muse, well, it's always open mic night here....
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  August journal (Berkman's Pretender)
  August 22, 2008 06:49 AM
Shades Of Grey
Views of the world reflected through the lens of our members. Post your pictures here, whether they be landscapes of devastating beauty, memories of events in your life, or just pictures of your bare ass.
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  The "This Picture Needs A Cap ... (B)
  June 27, 2008 11:08 AM
Dhaise Country
The members here are all pretty screwy, in one way or another. Occasionally, one member will distinguish themselves with their bile. Their bitterness cannot be contained within a shared forum. Circumstances demand that they be quarantined from the rest of the population, like human smallpox. Here, we give you a glimpse inside of one man's madness. Uncensored. Unfiltered. Unpunctuated. Ladies...gentlemen...welcome to Dhaise Country.
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  Warheads (Dhaise)
  August 30, 2008 02:48 PM
Where We Tell You What You Should Be Enjoying
City Baby's Revenge
I'm not a proud man. I can admit that I have no recollection of what this forum is actually for. Might have been for the discussion of music, but don't hold me to that. I drink quite a bit, you know.
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  Inverse, chorus (Berkman's Pretender)
  August 17, 2008 04:52 PM
Film Closet
Ah, film. The truest method of human immortality. Or the absolute depths of our creative crapulence. Come here to see what our contributors think about your favorite flick.
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  The Shield, Season 1 (Dhaise)
  September 03, 2008 02:34 PM
Page By Page
Books. You may have heard of them. They're large bundles of paper that have words printed in them. If you follow the words sequentially, they'll tell you a story. Just like the television does. For those of you who read the things instead of using them to crush large insects, come here for recommendations and reviews from our contributors. Most of whom can actually read.
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  Currently Reading and haven't fini ... (frollostone)
  September 03, 2008 06:22 PM
Ink and Paint Club
Comic books. Sometimes they entertain, mostly they just annoy. Come bitch about the state of characters you loved when you were ten...
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  Quick reviews of recent books. (Dhaise)
  August 31, 2008 01:11 PM
Where We'll Pretend To Give A Damn What You Think
Inner Fury
For special people. So we can talk behind your backs. Don't panic, it's only temporary. Gentlemen, hearken unto mine bosom so that I might relate evil plans to thee.
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  September 05, 2008 01:02 PM

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Someone said something new here, and you fucking missed it.  Way to go, you insensitive bastard...   Someone said something new here, and you fucking missed it. Way to go, you insensitive bastard... No bastard has said anything since the last time you checked.  Sorry about that.  These people really do suck.   No bastard has said anything since the last time you checked. Sorry about that. These people really do suck.

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